Anny Aurora Sneaks Off To Bang Her BFF's Stepdad

I thought I told you she was coming over for dinner tonight.

Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Sarah.

Hi, Mr. Jones.

Hello.

You must be a dancer.

Well, she is a barista.

That's good.

I mean, I took some lessons here and then.

Look at that.

Do I know a woman's body or what?

So what are you going to school for?

Well, right now I'm taking a break,

but I'm thinking about studying physiotherapy.

Hmm.

A masseuse.

A little bit more technical, I guess.

Very nice.

I bet you have the boys all over you.

Gross, Dad.

What?

Let's go.

I mean, you know, I'm not really dating right now.

I'm only 20.

Plus, guys my age are just not mature.

Hmm.

I get it.

20 years old, you say.

I remember when I was a young man in college.

I never got the ***********.

They always went after the older guys,

the mature gentlemen.

And now that I myself am a mature gentleman,

I totally get it.

Yeah, you know, I just need someone

who knows what he's doing, you know?

Mm-hmm.

You don't have a boyfriend now, do you?

Okay, okay.

Let's go get ready for dinner now.

You're going out, right, Dad?

Yeah, but hold on.

I'm just trying to be an exemplary host.

Okay, can't argue with that.

Nope.

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