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Meet Senor Hidalgo. You will be having unpleasant sex with him tonight.
What? Oh my God, this can't be happening. What am I doing here? I miss my house, I miss my family. I just want to go home. I just want to close my eyes and when I open them I'll be home, okay?
Senorita, no, no, do not cry. Never before have I been so moved.
Here, take this money.
Go, go start a new life for yourself, far away from this place and my indiscriminate boner.
