SHOCK! SQUIRTING ANAL PERVERT! HOLES LOAD TEST! What vegetables blow up my holes!

So, my dears, today I'm going to do something super crazy. I got one right here.

I found a giant pumpkin so horny So I thought I'd take it with me and...

I really need to try it. And I'm gonna go see if this works for you later.

Let's be surprised Of course, I've got a few other nice things.

And I'm really excited about what makes me the most awesome I'd say...