We need a new house slave who knows how to obey

I want you to run showers.

Hands and knees.

Mm-hmm.

Scrubbing our kitchen.

Put a little maid outfit on.

Yes.

Little feather duster.

But you've got to do all the vacuuming.

All the vacuuming.

Mopping.

Cleaning the toilet.

Oh my god.

Everything.

I need everything bleached and spotless clean.

I'm a Virgo, so I'm going to have that OCD.

And I cannot stand a dirty house.

She likes it really clean, so you're going to have to lick the grout in the tiles.

Yes.

Make sure it's white because I want it to be nice and crystal clear.

The only reason why

It's because you're gonna be my

should kick you and