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Hey, sweeties, today I decided I'm gonna put on this pretty green guava I bought this week at Lavie in Rouse.

A beautiful guava as you can see, green, very nice to wear, I've tried it. Size XL for my big belly, with nice leathery legs

I'm gonna put on the black stockings that are fine, all those black stockings that women don't wear anymore, but that I put on a dress and that you like cross-dressers, you like to get between their thighs

I'm also going to put on this nice pair of jackboots that you've seen before and this gorgeous little skirt that's normally tight. You'll see, I'll get hooked, I hope I get you all excited about this.

To my darlings, I'll see you in a minute.